116 kids’ bathroom

Just left the chiro And there’s still something wrong with One specific crack. Sent from my iPhone

115 kids’ bathroom

Glad I’m home today So I don’t have to skulk out And hope no one sees. Sent from my iPhone

114 downstairs

Just a little squirt, But rules are rules. Actually, Butt rules are rules too. Sent from my iPhone

113 downstairs

Yesterday Finally. Jesus. This one was on deck for days And it seems angry. Sent from my iPhone

113 work

Don’t really have time, But what is a butt to do? It waits for no man. Sent from my iPhone

112 home

Another so soon? And a pretty nasty one. An ominous sign… Sent from my iPhone

111 home

Home alone today, So lots of time for this smell To get unsmelly. Sent from my iPhone

110 kids’ bathroom

Yesterday Am I making room For cinco de mayo AND Taco Tuesday? Yes! Sent from my iPhone

110 home

Hey, that wasn’t nice. After all that time I spent Ingesting the food. Sent from my iPhone

109 home

Yesterday NBA playoffs Are visually engaging, But I bring the smell. Sent from my iPhone

108 downstairs

Friday This one had a feel Quite different from the wipe count. Never stop learning. Sent from my iPhone