131 home

This one was so foul It stunk up the whole upstairs. From the hole downstairs. Sent from my iPhone

130 downstairs

Oh boy was I right! Not only am I back, but Back with a vengeance! Sent from my iPhone

129 downstairs

I’m starting early And expect at least one more. Sometimes the butt knows. Sent from my iPhone

128 home

A quick bedtime shit. Quick release, easy wiping, A 10 out of 10. Sent from my iPhone

127 work

This one slipped right out. So imagine my surprise When wiping was tough. Sent from my iPhone

126 home

After those tacos, I thought this shit would be worse, But - oops! Spoke too soon. Sent from my iPhone

125 kids’ bathroom

Quite the trifecta! And by that I mean this sounds, Looks, and smells bad too. Sent from my iPhone

124 work

Very few people In the office today, so People could blame me. Sent from my iPhone

123 downstairs

Knew last night’s was just The beginning of something Haiku provoking. Sent from my iPhone

122 downstairs

Oy vey. That’s not good. Was it my lunch burrito Or the breakfast one? Sent from my iPhone

121 home

Post cleaning crew dump. My smell might be better than Those bleachy products. Sent from my iPhone

120 kids’ bathroom

Cleaning crew’s coming. Gotta give them a challenge, And this fits the bill. Sent from my iPhone

119 downstairs

Wasn’t sure, but Boom! And then it was gone, like Poof! Also Squeak! And Splat! Sent from my iPhone

118 downstairs

Tried multiple times And finally had success. Like Susan Lucci. Sent from my iPhone

116 home

Yesterday You’d think I like this With how often I come back. But you would be wrong. Sent from my iPhone

117 home

Driving to OC And sitting in some traffic. Pre-sitting shitting. Sent from my iPhone

115 downstairs

Yesterday Happy dump day, folks! What’s that? You call it hump day? Frickin’ novices. Sent from my iPhone

116 kids’ bathroom

Just left the chiro And there’s still something wrong with One specific crack. Sent from my iPhone

115 kids’ bathroom

Glad I’m home today So I don’t have to skulk out And hope no one sees. Sent from my iPhone

114 downstairs

Just a little squirt, But rules are rules. Actually, Butt rules are rules too. Sent from my iPhone

113 downstairs

Yesterday Finally. Jesus. This one was on deck for days And it seems angry. Sent from my iPhone

113 work

Don’t really have time, But what is a butt to do? It waits for no man. Sent from my iPhone

112 home

Another so soon? And a pretty nasty one. An ominous sign… Sent from my iPhone

111 home

Home alone today, So lots of time for this smell To get unsmelly. Sent from my iPhone

110 kids’ bathroom

Yesterday Am I making room For cinco de mayo AND Taco Tuesday? Yes! Sent from my iPhone

110 home

Hey, that wasn’t nice. After all that time I spent Ingesting the food. Sent from my iPhone

109 home

Yesterday NBA playoffs Are visually engaging, But I bring the smell. Sent from my iPhone

108 downstairs

Friday This one had a feel Quite different from the wipe count. Never stop learning. Sent from my iPhone