78 home

First on this toilet!
This is the beginning of
A shitty friendship.

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77 downstairs

This shit came with me
To UCSB and back
Before…commencing.

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76 kids’ bathroom

I know this feeling.
It's "please no more shits today.
My poor, sad butthole!"


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75 Mandalay Bay hotel room

Before the airport,
I'm dropping some flying weight.
And some flying smell.

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74 Mandalay Bay hotel room

It's been a few days,
Which is apparent because
Wowzers. Just Wowzers.

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73 kids’ bathroom

Hoo boy, that's a lot.
The El Torito tacos
Weren't very -ito.

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72 home

Yesterday

I thought I'd made more
Than that tiny little piece.
Cool sleight of butt trick.

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71 kids’ bathroom

How is there so much
After already going?
Must be a wormhole.

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70 kids’ bathroom

Just me in the house,
So what shall I desecrate?
I'm sorry, children.

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69 downstairs

My stupid stomach
Thinks not liking shitty food
Is, like, more mature.

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68 downstairs

The tri tip sandwich
Was definitely more than
Just the tip. Way more.

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67 downstairs

Got this out before
The track meet's port-a-potties.
Thank the f'ing lord.

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66 kids’ bathroom

Yesterday
Before the Chiro,
I have another crack that
Needs some attention.

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65 kids’ bathroom

So that lasagna
Had nice and orderly layers
Once upon a time.

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64 kids’ bathroom

Lots of calls today,
And I hope doing this now
Makes them more pleasant.

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63 downstairs

Just before bedtime,
I'm saying goodbye to lunch
Or maybe breakfast.

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62 home

Just a tiny thing,
But like grandma always said,
If it's shat, write that!

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61 home

I feel like my ass
Is a bag of batter that
Makes awful churros.

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60 downstairs

I guess this is me,
The guy with frequent gross shits.
Nice to meet you all.

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59 kids’ bathroom

Even more of this?
It makes me afraid to fart,
And farting's my thing!

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58 downstairs

Getting nostalgic
For solid shits. At least I'm
Losing water weight.

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57 home

I gotta stop this
"Not very solid, pungent,
And nasty shit" shit.

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56 downstairs

Throws off my timing,
But when the butt has spoken
I'd better listen.

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55 work

I hate to do it
But was left no other choice.
Sorry, coworkers.

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54 downstairs

This is a bad start
To what should be a packed week.
Well, I'm unpacking!

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53 home

A nice, low-key day,
So this shit can be both a
Highlight and lowlight.


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52 home

Yesterday

The port-a-potties
At the track meet wouldn't do.
I'm glad I waited.

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