95 home

Happy Saturday. I’m adding the sat and turd And the day I guess. Sent from my iPhone

94 home

I ate some French fries And it wasn’t on Friday. Is this punishment? Sent from my iPhone

93 downstairs

Poop, shower, quick walk. That’s how you start a Friday! Don’t need the poop though. Sent from my iPhone

92 home

My butt’s unhappy. But I think my nose has it Pretty damn bad too. Sent from my iPhone

91 downstairs

I have a feeling I’ll be here again soon. And …other feelings too. Sent from my iPhone

90 work

So glad I’m alone. The sounds my butt made were gross And hard to explain. Sent from my iPhone

89 downstairs

I wanted to wait But there was no denying This shit’s intention. Sent from my iPhone