61 home

I feel like my ass
Is a bag of batter that
Makes awful churros.

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60 downstairs

I guess this is me,
The guy with frequent gross shits.
Nice to meet you all.

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59 kids’ bathroom

Even more of this?
It makes me afraid to fart,
And farting's my thing!

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58 downstairs

Getting nostalgic
For solid shits. At least I'm
Losing water weight.

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57 home

I gotta stop this
"Not very solid, pungent,
And nasty shit" shit.

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56 downstairs

Throws off my timing,
But when the butt has spoken
I'd better listen.

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55 work

I hate to do it
But was left no other choice.
Sorry, coworkers.

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