143 downstairs

Last shit of the day. My eyes are closing while my Butthole is open. Sent from my iPhone

142 work

Didn’t have to go But thought, “Why not? Just try it!” I tried and it worked. Sent from my iPhone

141 work

Yesterday Crap, someone saw me. So I need to shit fast or I’ll be “long shit guy.” Sent from my iPhone

140 downstairs

Wish I’d weighed myself Before letting all that go To see the difference. Sent from my iPhone

139 home

Was interrupted By a knock at the door, but I’m a fucking pro. Sent from my iPhone

138 downstairs

Happy birthday, wife! My gift to you is simple: Do NOT go in there! Sent from my iPhone

137 home

Should I have known that Sushi and deli food are Incompatible? Sent from my iPhone