36 downstairs

The fuck, Chipotle?!?
I thought you and my stomach
Got along nicely.

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35 work

Trying to be fast
So people think it's just pee.
They'd be wrong. It's shit.

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34 home

Post Super Bowl shit!
Not tender like the chicken
Nor squares like the sheet.

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33 home

Pre Super Bowl shit!
I'm making this toilet bowl
Very unsuper.

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32 downstairs

My offering to
The toilet gods may be small,
But it is potent.

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31 downstairs

I hope this gross shit
Doesn't mean I'm getting sick.
Shut up, it so could!

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30 downstairs

My dog pooped outside,
Then I pooped inside. Who wins?
Trick question. It's love.

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