Monday, July 20, 2026

177 home

I predicted more, And I am creating more. A man of my turd. Sent from my iPhone

176 downstairs

Some rough days ahead. Grilled burgers and sausages Are duking it out. Sent from my iPhone

Sunday, July 19, 2026

175 home

That’s a big ass turd. That’s “big” and “ass” together. Not “ass” as a place. Sent from my iPhone

Friday, July 17, 2026

174 home

Ok, there we go. Here’s the whole bunch of gross shit I was expecting. Sent from my iPhone

173 Petaluma hotel

Yesterday Last night of the trip, And I still feel like I shat Hardly anything. Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

172 Petaluma hotel

I’ve eaten a lot And this should be much grosser So I’m kinda scared Sent from my iPhone

Sunday, July 12, 2026

171 home

Unremarkable, and yet, I’m here remarking. Oh sweet irony! Sent from my iPhone