99 downstairs

Was it the smoothie? Because I can’t deny that There’s some smoothness here. Sent from my iPhone

98 downstairs

That wasn’t just gross, It was memorably gross. I’m sorry, bathroom. Sent from my iPhone

97 downstairs

Yesterday An all-day conference Is no place to be shitting. Phew for everyone. Sent from my iPhone

96 work

This wasn’t too bad, But I don’t think I got to Yesterday’s burger. Sent from my iPhone

95 home

Happy Saturday. I’m adding the sat and turd And the day I guess. Sent from my iPhone

94 home

I ate some French fries And it wasn’t on Friday. Is this punishment? Sent from my iPhone

93 downstairs

Poop, shower, quick walk. That’s how you start a Friday! Don’t need the poop though. Sent from my iPhone