186 home

I’m gonna flush this Without looking first. No need To scar my eyeballs. Sent from my iPhone

185 downstairs

I wasn’t so sure, But I rocked a little and Then was quite sure. Quite. Sent from my iPhone

184 home

I know, I missed some. But my count is accurate. Sorry to my fans. Sent from my iPhone

178 home

Yesterday Made it home in time And didn’t have to destroy The work bathroom. Sent from my iPhone

177 home

I predicted more, And I am creating more. A man of my turd. Sent from my iPhone

176 downstairs

Some rough days ahead. Grilled burgers and sausages Are duking it out. Sent from my iPhone

175 home

That’s a big ass turd. That’s “big” and “ass” together. Not “ass” as a place. Sent from my iPhone