165 home

The 4th of July Didn’t need extra loud bangs And yet here I am. Sent from my iPhone

164 downstairs

Yesterday Having Friday off Is a little confusing. My butt’s all huffy. Sent from my iPhone

163 downstairs

Made it home in time. Didn’t want to go at work Or on the freeway. Sent from my iPhone

162 downstairs

My back is hurting. Meanwhile, my butt is squirting. Isn’t rhyming fun? Sent from my iPhone

161 home

Yesterday Went for a big walk And it somehow unlocked This shit before you. Sent from my iPhone

160 downstairs

Yesterday This post-birthday shit Could use some matches to mask The smell. Make a wish! Sent from my iPhone

159 home

Hey there, birthday shit. You once were food that I ate As a younger man. Sent from my iPhone