159 home

Hey there, birthday shit. You once were food that I ate As a younger man. Sent from my iPhone

158 work

Yesterday Glad I had a break. I was gonna eat lunch but Anus trumps stomach. Sent from my iPhone

157 work

Yesterday Here early again, And got my bathroom of choice. Things are looking up! Sent from my iPhone

156 home

Oh that’s unpleasant. One could call it an assault On my nose. And eyes. Sent from my iPhone

155 home

Post-shower, pre-work. I hope this goes smoothly and Takes care of those farts. Sent from my iPhone

154 home

Early morning shits Awaken the senses and Deaden the noses. Sent from my iPhone

153 downstairs

Oof Ma-fucking-Goof! That not only smelled like shit, It felt like it too. Sent from my iPhone