139 home

Was interrupted By a knock at the door, but I’m a fucking pro. Sent from my iPhone

138 downstairs

Happy birthday, wife! My gift to you is simple: Do NOT go in there! Sent from my iPhone

137 home

Should I have known that Sushi and deli food are Incompatible? Sent from my iPhone

136 kids’ bathroom

I tried earlier But I guess it was too soon. Now my ass complies. Sent from my iPhone

135 downstairs

Yesterday A pre-bedtime shit Makes me a lighter sleeper. That’s my time, thank you! Sent from my iPhone

134 work

Yesterday Huge gas pains, but then Something undeserving of That internal strife. Sent from my iPhone

133 downstairs

Have a late work call, So glad I didn’t need to “Bring the dogs inside.” Sent from my iPhone