76 kids’ bathroom

I know this feeling.
It's "please no more shits today.
My poor, sad butthole!"


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75 Mandalay Bay hotel room

Before the airport,
I'm dropping some flying weight.
And some flying smell.

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74 Mandalay Bay hotel room

It's been a few days,
Which is apparent because
Wowzers. Just Wowzers.

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73 kids’ bathroom

Hoo boy, that's a lot.
The El Torito tacos
Weren't very -ito.

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72 home

Yesterday

I thought I'd made more
Than that tiny little piece.
Cool sleight of butt trick.

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71 kids’ bathroom

How is there so much
After already going?
Must be a wormhole.

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70 kids’ bathroom

Just me in the house,
So what shall I desecrate?
I'm sorry, children.

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