51 home

Knew it wouldn't clog
Because it was a whole lot
Of splattered grossness.

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50 home

What caused this? It's gross,
Forceful, and unexpected.
Just like your mom. Zing!

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49 home

What the fuck was that?
A hidden ass bazooka
Just announced itself.

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48 home

My wife's leaving town,
So I can stink up with place
With impunity.

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47 downstairs

That took a long time
And delayed my shower, but
I couldn't say no.

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46 downstairs

Can I just not shit
For like a month or something?
My ass needs a break.

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45 kids’ bathroom

Was gassy all day
And clenching my cheeks at work.
They're soooo unclenched now.

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