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Yesterday Went for a big walk And it somehow unlocked This shit before you. Sent from my iPhone

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Yesterday This post-birthday shit Could use some matches to mask The smell. Make a wish! Sent from my iPhone

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Hey there, birthday shit. You once were food that I ate As a younger man. Sent from my iPhone

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Yesterday Glad I had a break. I was gonna eat lunch but Anus trumps stomach. Sent from my iPhone

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Yesterday Here early again, And got my bathroom of choice. Things are looking up! Sent from my iPhone

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Oh that’s unpleasant. One could call it an assault On my nose. And eyes. Sent from my iPhone

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Post-shower, pre-work. I hope this goes smoothly and Takes care of those farts. Sent from my iPhone