81 home

I hope this isn't
From that new trail mix I like.
Because if so…bye!

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80 home

Happy birthday, kids!
This thing I'm making is not
Your birthday present.

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79 downstairs

Yesterday

What do you call a
Magical fairy who farts
A lot? Stinkersmell.

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78 home

First on this toilet!
This is the beginning of
A shitty friendship.

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77 downstairs

This shit came with me
To UCSB and back
Before…commencing.

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76 kids’ bathroom

I know this feeling.
It's "please no more shits today.
My poor, sad butthole!"


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75 Mandalay Bay hotel room

Before the airport,
I'm dropping some flying weight.
And some flying smell.

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