153 downstairs

Oof Ma-fucking-Goof! That not only smelled like shit, It felt like it too. Sent from my iPhone

152 home

Many flushes and I had to light a match too. Yes, it was that bad. Sent from my iPhone

151 downstairs

This might not be good. A bunch of days went by with Big meals but no shits. Sent from my iPhone

150 home

Tried some new pizza And it tasted good, but should This be a bad sign? Sent from my iPhone

149 downstairs

Everyone’s asleep, Including my butt and legs From sitting so long. Sent from my iPhone

148 downstairs

Feels like summertime. Not just outside, but also In my molten loins. Sent from my iPhone

147 home

Last night You boy’s got moves, yo! Rocking back and forth, wincing, Wiping, rewiping… Sent from my iPhone