43 kids’ bathroom

My wife just asked me
Through the door if I'm ok.
I mean, yes and no.

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42 work

As an early bird,
Do I make the early turd?
That would be absurd.

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41 downstairs

And here's number three.
That's #2 #3
If you were confused.

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40 home

My butt is hopeful
That I'm done shitting today.
It needs some "me time."

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39 downstairs

Oof, that was a lot.
My legs fell fully asleep,
But my nose still worked.

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38 home

This food's journey here
Was treacherous and gruesome.
Enjoy the bath, shit.

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37 downstairs

Thank god it's Friday,
And also for shits that are
Easy and mess-free.

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