130 downstairs

Oh boy was I right! Not only am I back, but Back with a vengeance! Sent from my iPhone

129 downstairs

I’m starting early And expect at least one more. Sometimes the butt knows. Sent from my iPhone

128 home

A quick bedtime shit. Quick release, easy wiping, A 10 out of 10. Sent from my iPhone

127 work

This one slipped right out. So imagine my surprise When wiping was tough. Sent from my iPhone

126 home

After those tacos, I thought this shit would be worse, But - oops! Spoke too soon. Sent from my iPhone

125 kids’ bathroom

Quite the trifecta! And by that I mean this sounds, Looks, and smells bad too. Sent from my iPhone

124 work

Very few people In the office today, so People could blame me. Sent from my iPhone