170 downstairs

It just kept coming. Quite gross and stunk up the joint But I’m less bloated? Sent from my iPhone

169 downstairs

Getting a massage, So I’ll relax my bowels To match my body. Sent from my iPhone

168 downstairs

Yesterday I was too wrapped up In my crossword puzzle To write this haiku. Sent from my iPhone

167 downstairs

Yesterday Well this is shitty. I mean, by definition, But feeling-wise too. Sent from my iPhone

166 downstairs

I apologize For whatever I did to Get cursed with this mess. Sent from my iPhone

165 home

The 4th of July Didn’t need extra loud bangs And yet here I am. Sent from my iPhone

164 downstairs

Yesterday Having Friday off Is a little confusing. My butt’s all huffy. Sent from my iPhone