174 home

Ok, there we go. Here’s the whole bunch of gross shit I was expecting. Sent from my iPhone

173 Petaluma hotel

Yesterday Last night of the trip, And I still feel like I shat Hardly anything. Sent from my iPhone

172 Petaluma hotel

I’ve eaten a lot And this should be much grosser So I’m kinda scared Sent from my iPhone

171 home

Unremarkable, and yet, I’m here remarking. Oh sweet irony! Sent from my iPhone

170 downstairs

It just kept coming. Quite gross and stunk up the joint But I’m less bloated? Sent from my iPhone

169 downstairs

Getting a massage, So I’ll relax my bowels To match my body. Sent from my iPhone

168 downstairs

Yesterday I was too wrapped up In my crossword puzzle To write this haiku. Sent from my iPhone