90 work

So glad I’m alone. The sounds my butt made were gross And hard to explain. Sent from my iPhone

89 downstairs

I wanted to wait But there was no denying This shit’s intention. Sent from my iPhone

88 home

I’m shitting more here. Guess I like the new toilet. I mean, stats don’t lie. Sent from my iPhone

87 home

Yesterday Daughter’s sleepover Is starting soon. Hope the smell Is long gone by then. Sent from my iPhone

86 home

The new toilet works. That’s a really good thing since This was a big assk. Sent from my iPhone

85 downstairs

TGI Fartday! Not sure why I’m thanking god, But hey, it’s catchy. Sent from my iPhone

84 home

Tried going before But failed. I mean my butt failed. But my butt failed. Yeah. Sent from my iPhone