55 work

I hate to do it
But was left no other choice.
Sorry, coworkers.

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54 downstairs

This is a bad start
To what should be a packed week.
Well, I'm unpacking!

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53 home

A nice, low-key day,
So this shit can be both a
Highlight and lowlight.


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52 home

Yesterday

The port-a-potties
At the track meet wouldn't do.
I'm glad I waited.

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51 home

Knew it wouldn't clog
Because it was a whole lot
Of splattered grossness.

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50 home

What caused this? It's gross,
Forceful, and unexpected.
Just like your mom. Zing!

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49 home

What the fuck was that?
A hidden ass bazooka
Just announced itself.

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