65 kids’ bathroom

So that lasagna
Had nice and orderly layers
Once upon a time.

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64 kids’ bathroom

Lots of calls today,
And I hope doing this now
Makes them more pleasant.

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63 downstairs

Just before bedtime,
I'm saying goodbye to lunch
Or maybe breakfast.

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62 home

Just a tiny thing,
But like grandma always said,
If it's shat, write that!

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61 home

I feel like my ass
Is a bag of batter that
Makes awful churros.

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60 downstairs

I guess this is me,
The guy with frequent gross shits.
Nice to meet you all.

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59 kids’ bathroom

Even more of this?
It makes me afraid to fart,
And farting's my thing!

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