38 home

This food's journey here
Was treacherous and gruesome.
Enjoy the bath, shit.

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37 downstairs

Thank god it's Friday,
And also for shits that are
Easy and mess-free.

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36 downstairs

The fuck, Chipotle?!?
I thought you and my stomach
Got along nicely.

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35 work

Trying to be fast
So people think it's just pee.
They'd be wrong. It's shit.

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34 home

Post Super Bowl shit!
Not tender like the chicken
Nor squares like the sheet.

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33 home

Pre Super Bowl shit!
I'm making this toilet bowl
Very unsuper.

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32 downstairs

My offering to
The toilet gods may be small,
But it is potent.

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