32 downstairs

My offering to
The toilet gods may be small,
But it is potent.

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31 downstairs

I hope this gross shit
Doesn't mean I'm getting sick.
Shut up, it so could!

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30 downstairs

My dog pooped outside,
Then I pooped inside. Who wins?
Trick question. It's love.

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29 downstairs

I still have my brains,
Which is surprising since I
Thought I shit them out.

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28 downstairs

Couldn't go all day,
So this morning one feels like
I already won.

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27 downstairs

My butt's unhappy,
Which makes my heart unhappy.
But mostly my nose.

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26 downstairs

Did I offend you,
Mr. Shit? Because you seemed
In quite a hurry.

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