163 downstairs

Made it home in time. Didn’t want to go at work Or on the freeway. Sent from my iPhone

162 downstairs

My back is hurting. Meanwhile, my butt is squirting. Isn’t rhyming fun? Sent from my iPhone

161 home

Yesterday Went for a big walk And it somehow unlocked This shit before you. Sent from my iPhone

160 downstairs

Yesterday This post-birthday shit Could use some matches to mask The smell. Make a wish! Sent from my iPhone

159 home

Hey there, birthday shit. You once were food that I ate As a younger man. Sent from my iPhone

158 work

Yesterday Glad I had a break. I was gonna eat lunch but Anus trumps stomach. Sent from my iPhone

157 work

Yesterday Here early again, And got my bathroom of choice. Things are looking up! Sent from my iPhone