Sunday, April 12, 2026

88 home

I’m shitting more here. Guess I like the new toilet. I mean, stats don’t lie. Sent from my iPhone

87 home

Yesterday Daughter’s sleepover Is starting soon. Hope the smell Is long gone by then. Sent from my iPhone

Friday, April 10, 2026

86 home

The new toilet works. That’s a really good thing since This was a big assk. Sent from my iPhone

85 downstairs

TGI Fartday! Not sure why I’m thanking god, But hey, it’s catchy. Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

84 home

Tried going before But failed. I mean my butt failed. But my butt failed. Yeah. Sent from my iPhone

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

83 work

I just don’t get it. I shat out all my insides But am still farting? Sent from my iPhone

82 downstairs

Last night. Right before bedtime, I’m shitting all my brains out. That’s right, I’m brainless. Sent from my iPhone