Sunday, September 13, 2026

218 downstairs

My heart’s not in this, But my ass sure came to play. It’s a fucking pro. Sent from my iPhone

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

211 work

I’m happy to be The run of quick, nasty shits. And I do mean “run.” Sent from my iPhone

Thursday, August 27, 2026

204 downstairs

My timing’s now off, But I can go one more day Without shaving, right? Sent from my iPhone

Monday, August 24, 2026

202 work

Long ass week coming, So starting off with a shit Feels like a good fit. Sent from my iPhone

Sunday, August 23, 2026

201 home

(Last was 195, not 321. Why did I write that?) Alone in the house And not stifling my sounds. I’m so sorry, dogs. Sent from my iPhone

Saturday, August 15, 2026

321 downstairs

Should I stop counting After this year? Is the bloom Off the stinky rose? Sent from my iPhone

Sunday, August 9, 2026

190 downstairs

I blame this new game For taking my attention During shit sessions. Sent from my iPhone