47 downstairs

That took a long time
And delayed my shower, but
I couldn't say no.

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46 downstairs

Can I just not shit
For like a month or something?
My ass needs a break.

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45 kids’ bathroom

Was gassy all day
And clenching my cheeks at work.
They're soooo unclenched now.

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44 downstairs

Friday morning shits
Fittingly make my end weak
Before the weekend.

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43 kids’ bathroom

My wife just asked me
Through the door if I'm ok.
I mean, yes and no.

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42 work

As an early bird,
Do I make the early turd?
That would be absurd.

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41 downstairs

And here's number three.
That's #2 #3
If you were confused.

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