257 home

Almost November, The home stretch of my haikus. Emphasis on stretch. Sent from my iPhone

255 downstairs

Close to Halloween, And the ghosts of foodstuffs past Eerily moan “Poooooooooo!” Sent from my iPhone

247 home

The unhaikud shits Were all quite gross. I don’t mind Glossing over them. Sent from my iPhone

240 kids’ bathroom

It’s been eventful. Some really gross shit sessions Left a lasting mark. Sent from my iPhone

232 home

Went to a conference, Worked, ate, shat, ate, shat, came back And shitting some more. Sent from my iPhone

227 downstairs

This is bad enough That I’m atoning for it Mid-defecation. Sent from my iPhone

222 home

I feel really bad. My dogs’ sense of smell makes this Almost a war crime. Sent from my iPhone