71 kids’ bathroom

How is there so much
After already going?
Must be a wormhole.

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70 kids’ bathroom

Just me in the house,
So what shall I desecrate?
I'm sorry, children.

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69 downstairs

My stupid stomach
Thinks not liking shitty food
Is, like, more mature.

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68 downstairs

The tri tip sandwich
Was definitely more than
Just the tip. Way more.

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67 downstairs

Got this out before
The track meet's port-a-potties.
Thank the f'ing lord.

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66 kids’ bathroom

Yesterday
Before the Chiro,
I have another crack that
Needs some attention.

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65 kids’ bathroom

So that lasagna
Had nice and orderly layers
Once upon a time.

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