84 home

Tried going before But failed. I mean my butt failed. But my butt failed. Yeah. Sent from my iPhone

83 work

I just don’t get it. I shat out all my insides But am still farting? Sent from my iPhone

82 downstairs

Last night. Right before bedtime, I’m shitting all my brains out. That’s right, I’m brainless. Sent from my iPhone

81 home

I hope this isn't
From that new trail mix I like.
Because if so…bye!

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80 home

Happy birthday, kids!
This thing I'm making is not
Your birthday present.

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79 downstairs

Yesterday

What do you call a
Magical fairy who farts
A lot? Stinkersmell.

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78 home

First on this toilet!
This is the beginning of
A shitty friendship.

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