171 home

Unremarkable, and yet, I’m here remarking. Oh sweet irony! Sent from my iPhone

170 downstairs

It just kept coming. Quite gross and stunk up the joint But I’m less bloated? Sent from my iPhone

169 downstairs

Getting a massage, So I’ll relax my bowels To match my body. Sent from my iPhone

168 downstairs

Yesterday I was too wrapped up In my crossword puzzle To write this haiku. Sent from my iPhone

167 downstairs

Yesterday Well this is shitty. I mean, by definition, But feeling-wise too. Sent from my iPhone

166 downstairs

I apologize For whatever I did to Get cursed with this mess. Sent from my iPhone

165 home

The 4th of July Didn’t need extra loud bangs And yet here I am. Sent from my iPhone