161 home

Yesterday Went for a big walk And it somehow unlocked This shit before you. Sent from my iPhone

160 downstairs

Yesterday This post-birthday shit Could use some matches to mask The smell. Make a wish! Sent from my iPhone

159 home

Hey there, birthday shit. You once were food that I ate As a younger man. Sent from my iPhone

158 work

Yesterday Glad I had a break. I was gonna eat lunch but Anus trumps stomach. Sent from my iPhone

157 work

Yesterday Here early again, And got my bathroom of choice. Things are looking up! Sent from my iPhone

156 home

Oh that’s unpleasant. One could call it an assault On my nose. And eyes. Sent from my iPhone

155 home

Post-shower, pre-work. I hope this goes smoothly and Takes care of those farts. Sent from my iPhone

154 home

Early morning shits Awaken the senses and Deaden the noses. Sent from my iPhone

153 downstairs

Oof Ma-fucking-Goof! That not only smelled like shit, It felt like it too. Sent from my iPhone

152 home

Many flushes and I had to light a match too. Yes, it was that bad. Sent from my iPhone

151 downstairs

This might not be good. A bunch of days went by with Big meals but no shits. Sent from my iPhone

150 home

Tried some new pizza And it tasted good, but should This be a bad sign? Sent from my iPhone

149 downstairs

Everyone’s asleep, Including my butt and legs From sitting so long. Sent from my iPhone

148 downstairs

Feels like summertime. Not just outside, but also In my molten loins. Sent from my iPhone

147 home

Last night You boy’s got moves, yo! Rocking back and forth, wincing, Wiping, rewiping… Sent from my iPhone

146 home

Start the day off right With exercise, some protein, And dropped fecal weight. Sent from my iPhone

145 downstairs

Thursday night I remember this. It was brown and smelly, right? He’s still got it, folks! Sent from my iPhone

144 downstairs

Thursday morning I forgot, so what? It’s not like it doesn’t count Or it didn’t smell. Sent from my iPhone

143 downstairs

Last shit of the day. My eyes are closing while my Butthole is open. Sent from my iPhone

142 work

Didn’t have to go But thought, “Why not? Just try it!” I tried and it worked. Sent from my iPhone

141 work

Yesterday Crap, someone saw me. So I need to shit fast or I’ll be “long shit guy.” Sent from my iPhone

140 downstairs

Wish I’d weighed myself Before letting all that go To see the difference. Sent from my iPhone

139 home

Was interrupted By a knock at the door, but I’m a fucking pro. Sent from my iPhone

138 downstairs

Happy birthday, wife! My gift to you is simple: Do NOT go in there! Sent from my iPhone

137 home

Should I have known that Sushi and deli food are Incompatible? Sent from my iPhone

136 kids’ bathroom

I tried earlier But I guess it was too soon. Now my ass complies. Sent from my iPhone

135 downstairs

Yesterday A pre-bedtime shit Makes me a lighter sleeper. That’s my time, thank you! Sent from my iPhone

134 work

Yesterday Huge gas pains, but then Something undeserving of That internal strife. Sent from my iPhone

133 downstairs

Have a late work call, So glad I didn’t need to “Bring the dogs inside.” Sent from my iPhone

132 home

Yesterday Thank god I’m alone. I mean at home, not in here. Though that too I guess. Sent from my iPhone