163 downstairs

A big messy one.
A bad way to start the day,
But no one asked me.

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162 home

Cleaning crew was here,
And I'm destroying their work.
I feel kinda bad.

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161 downstairs

It started off fine,
But then it all went to shit.
Quite literally.

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160 downstairs

Dinner date later,
So making extra room now.
Ha, I said "making."

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159 downstairs

Yesterday

Such a wee poo poo
That I almost forgot you.
But now all is right.

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158 downstairs

Oy vey. Another?
My asshole's gonna request
Some overtime pay.


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157 downstairs

There's the four-banger!
Feel like there's more still. Let's hope
My butt can rest first.


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