180 downstairs

Note to self: don't eat
Those green chile burritos.
They make brown grossness.

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179 downstairs

Made it home to shit,
And managed to only have
One nasty work fart.

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178 downstairs

To close out the day,
I open up my asshole.
Oh, and shit comes out.

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177 downstairs

It's Monday again!
Let's play, "I Have to Shit But
Don't Want to at Work!"

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176 kids’ bathroom

Three times in a day!
I can only name this feat
One thing: an asstrick.

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175 kids’ bathroom

Two shits this early?
What foul sorcery is this
To cause such butt strife?

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174 downstairs

Did a leg workout,
Now I'm working some poop out.
Engaging the core.

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