155 downstairs

I'll be Single Dad
For the next two days. This dump
Will help keep me spry.

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154 home

The weekend's ending.
My butt likes to go out with
A bang (and a squirt).

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153 downstairs

Saturday morning
Time to take a deep breath and-
Nope, bad idea.

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152 downstairs

I'm quitting later,
But shitting now. Those aren't linked,
But they rhyme. So there.

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151 downstairs

Like 151
From Bacardi, this shit is
Strong and liquidy.

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150 downstairs

Today, friends, marks my
Sesquicentennial shit
Of the year. Go me.

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149 downstairs

MMS stands for
"Monday morning shit." I guess
"Me make smell" works too.

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