153 home (kids’ bathroom)

Happy Halloween!
My butt dressed as an old peach
With food poisoning.

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152 home (kids’ bathroom)

10/30/18

Note to self: Don't eat
The food you ate yesterday.
Whatever that was.

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151 NYC hotel

10/27/18

Shitting my brains out
Right before Scotty's wedding
In the Big Crapple!

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150 work (downstairs)

This is a gross one.
Maybe three types of salsa
Is one too many.

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149 home

Jury duty then
A night of poker. That's new.
My butt's like, "What's up?"

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148 work (downstairs)

Then there was this one.
Hints of coffee, orange chicken,
And fecal matter.

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147 home

First from yesterday.
I forgot to write until
This morning. All true.

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