60 home (downstairs)

O buffalo wings!
Your taste lures me in, but you
Burn me in the end.


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59 home (kids’ bathroom)

Amber's en route to
LAX, while my rectum
Fully reLAXes.

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58 home (downstairs)

Wait - thad Dodger Dog
Didn't have any chili
When I ate it. Weird.

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57 home (downstairs)

Stopped making breakfast
- children are going hungry -
Because of this dump.

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56 SLC hotel

Had Ruth's Chris last night,
So this shit is expensive,
But it smells the same.

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55 SLC hotel

Barely made it here.
The check-in process was long.
Thank god my key worked.

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54 work

Each time I unclench,
Some more liquid shit comes out.
Guess I live here now.

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