27

Those chicken tenders
Led to lots of wiping, which
Made my ass...tender.

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26

If foley artists
Need a sound for "mudsplosion,"
They should come see me.

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25

Just peed out my butt.
That's gross. But the shit itself
Sounded far, far worse.


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24

Back home from Vegas.
First up on the agenda:
Shit out pricey steak.

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23

Shitting in Vegas,
Land of craps, slots, and of course,
"Color coming out."


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22

22 makes sense.
This shit's so big, it should count
As a double deuce.

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21

Those Girl Scout Cookies
- despite being delicious -
Still come out as shit.

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