PK 44

It's the end of March,
Both the month and the march of
Good through my colon.

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PK 43

The chiropractor
Will adjust my spine, but he
Can't make my butt crack.

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PK 42

I'm proud to have made
A bagel-pizza-sushi-
Buffalo-wing-shit.

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PK 41

Work's pissing me off,
Like what a strong urine stream
Does to a skid mark.

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PK 40

If only mint things
Had the same asshole effect
As spicy things do.

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PK 39

I should call my ass
Vesuvius or something
Because...you know why.

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PK 38

By the feel of it,
My swordfish dinner had an
Actual sword. Ouch.

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