KK116

San Diego sports will never be the same, 

After what I flushed at the Padres game.

#226

Two logs were released off to sea.
Brown and thick like a soft tree.

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Sept 29

That's some serious crap I'm crappin'.
How the crap did that crap happen?

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#225

With the greatest of ease I began to unload.
I just had to shift into defecation mode.

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KK115

​My room wasn't ready yet at the Hard Rock Hotel,

So I stunk up their lobby bathroom. (Please don't tell)

#224

Crapping in my west LA office.
Thank god for the outgoing orifice.

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Sept 28

The barbecue was Korean,
And I don't like what I'm seein'.

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