281 home

Back home and what's first?
Saying hi to kids and dogs.
But second? This shit.

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280 Cupertino hotel

I didn't clog it!
Last time I did, which led to
Peeing in the sink.

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279 Cupertino hotel

Squeezed in farts all flight,
And what's the first thing I do?
Eat some black beans. Smart.

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278 home

Off to the dentist.
Hitting the extremes of the
Digestive system.

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277 downstairs

This was too easy.
I'm not complaining, it's just
I sat, I dumped. Phew!

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276 home

Yesterday
I clogged this again.
It's not my fault. With my ass,
It wants what it wants.

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275 downstairs

Yesterday
When I took this dump,
I didn't know the dodgers
Would be not shitty.

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