195 San Diego hotel

Life's great mystery:
How does a short rib dinner
Become a long shit?

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194 downstairs

I made a mistake
And had fast food yesterday.
I'm being punished.

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193 downstairs

My wife has a cold.
Could that be the reason why
My butt is sneezing?

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192 kids’ bathroom

They call me "Mister
Shits so much that he's concerned
Something might be wrong."

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191 kids’ bathroom

Pretty standard shit.
Nothing to write home about.
But a haiku? Sure.

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190 home

I almost stood up,
But something told me to stay.
Hint: it was more shit.


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189 downstairs

The three day weekend
Didn't produce any shits.
Unless you count this.

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