238 downstairs

The kids have Art Camp,
But I could be a counselor
At Fart Camp right now.

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237 work

Traffic was lighter,
Both from the kids' camp to work
And through my rectum.

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236 downstairs

Oh great, I'm bleeding.
I guess that happens when I'm
A shitting machine.

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235 home

I'm truly grateful
That I don't have an extra
Nose near my asshole.

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234 downstairs

Happy Saturday!
Sorry, that was a typo.
I meant Splatterday.

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233 home

Third time's the charm? No.
Third time's actually the harm
(To my poor rectum).

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232 home

The sputtering farts
Smelled a lot better than their
Solid counterparts.

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