224 work

Glad I could go now,
So I'm not farting during
Twenty meetings straight.

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223 home

My rectum must be
In fantastic shape because
It works out a lot.

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222 downstairs

For shit 2-2-2,
I thought I'd get two pieces.
Alas, there were three.

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221 downstairs

Well, third time's the charm.
(If my goal was to have a
Furious asshole.)

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220 home

Back again so soon?
And just after I bravely
Unclenched my butt cheeks.

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219 home

I ate too many
Burgers and dogs, or at least
It sure smells that way.

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218 work

I have some good news,
And I have the sore, bleeding
Asshole kind of news.

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