45 downstairs

(Yesterday)

The weekend's too short,
Especially when I spend
All this time shitting.

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44 downstairs

Glad it's the weekend,
So I don't have to fit this
In between meetings.

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43 work

(Yesterday)

When one takes a shit
Just to pass the time, could we
Call that move "stalling?"

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42 downstairs

Two-Two-Twenty-Two,
And dropping deuce number two.
It's almost 2 much.

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41 downstairs

The DMB song
Called #41 is…
Not at all like this.

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40 home

Shit #40.
My butt's now over the hill.
Don't know what that means.

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39 downstairs

My dearest reader,
You should be grateful that I'm
Not describing this.

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