212 work

I just wiped so much
It seemed supernatural,
Like a…holy shit.

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211 downstairs

Squoze a little out
Before starting the workday.
It is too a word!

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210 kids’ bathroom

Since I'm not British,
"A bloody mess" actually
Means "a bloody mess."

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209 downstairs

Two bowls of chili
Plus two McRib sandwiches
Equals one foul shit.

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208 downstairs

Got the dentist soon.
He'll clean up one orifice,
But I call this one.

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207 work!

I squeezed this shit out
While I also squeezed it in.
How fascinating.

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206 downstairs

When a good friend asks,
You put him in your haiku:
This shit's for you, Jon.

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