187 downstairs

1-8-7 is
The code for murder, and I
Murdered this toilet.

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186 downstairs

I feel like I'm a
Human-sized rabbit, because
Of my big-small shits.

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185 downstairs

This one hardly counts,
But shit coming from my ass
Merits a haiku.

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184 kids’ bathroom

My asshole sounds like
It's auditioning for an
Alka Seltzer ad.


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183 home

Was quick and easy,
And didn't need much cleanup.
No complaints. 5 stars.

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182 downstairs

Work email is down,
So I'm just sitting around.
Might as well shit, right?

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181 kids’ bathroom

My car's in the shop,
So I'm changing the fluids
Of my rectum too.

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