83 home

Yesterday

Almost forgot this,
Which is crazy since the smell
Such a long ass time.

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82 downstairs

I gave birth to this,
So now I should qualify
For Mother's Day, right?

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81 kids’ bathroom

El Seis de Mayo
Has some built-in reminders
Of el Cinco's feast.

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80 downstairs

MMX training
Also trained my anus well.
It shits on command.

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79 kids’ bathroom

Uh oh. Another?
May is shaping up to be
A doo-doo-doozy.

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78 kids’ bathroom

Guess I wasn't done,
Despite the fact that last night
I clogged the toilet.

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77 downstairs

I worked hard for that -
Lots or pushing and rocking.
But I got shit done.


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