202 home

(Friday)
Waited a long time,
And it showed. Produced enough
To clog the toilet.

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201 home

Dudes, I'm on a roll.
And I just used half a roll
Of toilet paper.

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200! Downstairs

Bicentennial!
It's a big accomplishment
In a shitty year.

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199 kids’ bathroom

That was a wide one.
Like, wider than my asshole.
But I persevered.

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198 downstairs

Close to 200!
My butt chose 20-20
To start working out.

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197 home

Super busy day,
But I managed to not shit
While in a meeting!

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196 downstairs

It's after midnight,
Otherwise this would count as
Three shits in one day!

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