188 downstairs

I meditated
Seven days straight. My o-ring
Is now an ohm-ring.

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187 home

Ouch, that one was sharp.
Like it dragged its fingernails
While being pushed out.

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Fwd: 186 downstairs

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Peter Klein <ptklein@gmail.com>
Date: November 16, 2020 at 8:03:20 AM PST
To: gmail <ptklein@gmail.com>
Subject: 186 downstairs

Big workout, big dump.
Big strain, followed by big plop.
Big smell, big sad face.

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185 kids’ bathroom

Judging by this shit,
My body hasn't processed
The spicy wings yet.

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184 downstairs

New job starts Monday.
Gotta get all this shit out
So I can start fresh.

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183 downstairs

Damn, I just showered.
It's like smearing fresh paint on
The Mona Lisa.

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182 kids’ bathroom

New week, still dumping.
I'm gonna break 200,
Which starts with a deuce.

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