20 home (downstairs)

They call it Wing Stop
But that food just wing started
Some diarrhea.

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19 home (downstairs)

Why hello, ground beef.
Looks like you took a brief tour
Of my intestines.

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18 home (kids’ bathroom)

Day trip to SB.
We visited the funk zone.
Making my own now.

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17 home

Home with a sick girl.
She'd be even worse off if
She smelled this bathroom.

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16 home (kids’ bathroom)

"I might have to shit"
Turned to "Get out of my way!"
In a split second.

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15 home

Back from the mountains
And I brought a souvenir:
A mountain of shit.

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14 big bear cabin

Before heading home
I needed to leave my boss
This gift I made him.

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