13 home

Back home, same result.
What happened to my stomach?
Do Mormons do this?

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12 SLC hotel

I'm shitting again?
Got to get out of Utah
Or I'll disappear.

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12 SLC hotel

Dave and Buster's food
For lunch and dinner. My butt
Doesn't like this game.

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11 SLC hotel

Drank too much last night.
So now my head and my ass
Throw in unison.

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10 home (kids’ bathroom)

Off to a haircut,
But first, let's get my ass hairs
All super nasty.

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9 home

Little shit pieces
Is really fitting since I
Ate dumplings last night.

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8 work (downstairs)

I wish those tacos
Still smelled like tacos and not
Whatever this is.

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