7 home

This pace is crazy.
7 in 10 days? My ass
And hole are confused.

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6 home (downstairs)

Poor enchilada.
You had been so nearly wrapped.
But now? Not so much.

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5 work (downstairs)

(Yesterday)

Needed three flushes.
That's roughly one for every
Metric ton of shit.

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4 home (downstairs)

Ate at The Yardhouse
And now I think I produced
A full yard of shit.

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3 home

3 days in a row!
This is now quite this shit streak.
Uh...bad choice of words.

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2 work (downstairs)

Already on pace
To double last year's number.
Oops, I mean "output."

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1 home (kids’ bathroom)

2019
So far seems just like '18
In that I'm shitting.


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