Poop Group

Monday, June 18, 2018

Yesterday's shit was
So big, I forgot to make
A Father's Day pun.

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This elevation
Has really clogged up my ears
But unclogged my ass.

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Ate two burritos
Two days ago. Now this is
Way two disgusting.

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It's a 3 flusher!
The bathroom referee has
His hands in the air.

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I'm sad that my shit
Didn't match the play we saw:
The Color Purple.

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Got to work early,
And thought I could shit in peace,
But...fucking Travis.

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The best adjective
To describe this shit session
Would be "volcanic."

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