48

I'm shitting again?
It's like I don't even know
Myself anymore.

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47

Passover's tonight.
That's fitting, since this smells like
The Angel of Death.

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46

Stomach's killing me,
And I'm a shitting machine.
I'm just stating facts.

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45

If I clench right now,
Will that little piece of shit
Go out or back in?

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44

Same day, but more shit.
Something ain't right, and my hole
Needs a little break.

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43

I'm not proud of this,
But I'm almost 40, and
I nearly sharted.

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42

This shit is pleasant,
Well-formed, sweet-smelling, bloodless,
And fun. April Fool's!

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