PK 68

I thank the good lord
That last night's hard taco shells
Turned soft inside me.

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PK 67

Be careful out there.
The local news just issued
A flash mud warning.


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PK 66

Hard to choose between
The Warriors and Blazers.
My ass feels like both.

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PK 65

My kids have art class,
But at the same time, I'm in
A master fart class.

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PK 64

That should qualify
As giving birth. The pushing
Plus all the crying.

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PK 63

The courtesy flush
Got my ass so wet that my
Balls got jealous.

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PK 62

Passover's gone, but
This smells like a visit from
The Angel of Death.

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