Friday, April 3, 2026

81 home

I hope this isn't
From that new trail mix I like.
Because if so…bye!

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Thursday, April 2, 2026

80 home

Happy birthday, kids!
This thing I'm making is not
Your birthday present.

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79 downstairs

Yesterday

What do you call a
Magical fairy who farts
A lot? Stinkersmell.

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