78 home

More nasty dumpage.
Spellcheck doesn't like that word.
Neither does my nose.

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77 home

Smells worse than normal.
And my normal's abnormal,
So look the fuck out.

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76 home

Will this second dump
Be the fabled one to bring
Balance to the butt.

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75 downstairs

Busy Saturday,
But I'll always make time for
Life's smelly moments.

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74 downstairs

That was mid-grody.
Definitely not to the max,
But not bottom too.

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73 kids’ bathroom

This shit symphony
Had percussion, wind, some horns,
And two long movements.

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72 home

Did my sushi lunch
Get cooked during digestion?
It made my butt raw…

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71 home

Ugh. Lots of wiping.
So much that I wondered if
It was the next log.

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70 home

Halibut last night,
Smellybut this afternoon.
Damn near poetic.

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69 home

Number 69.
It's funny because my logs
Almost made that shape.

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68 home

That's weird. You'd think
I'd remember if I ate
A warm Fudgecicle.

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67 home

Left a call for this.
Otherwise I would've been
Visibly clenching.

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66 downstairs

Lots of stomach pain
And this didn't relieve much.
So…I hope there's more?

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65 home

My butthole hates me.
And it's not fair because it's
Just doing its job.

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64 home

If slow and steady
Wins the race, what do I get
With long and smelly?

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63 downstairs

That was a big one.
Well, technically a big two
Since it broke in half.

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62 home

I almost gave up,
Then a miracle happened.
I mean shit happened.

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61 downstairs

It's raining outside,
But it's unfortunately
Too dry in my butt.

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60 downstairs

There was more TP
Within reach under the sink.
Thank the fucking stars.

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59 home

Strong gas pains last night,
But they've moved south to my butt
And north to my nose.

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58 downstairs

(Yesterday)

Funny how it looks
Like a constrictor but acts
Like an expander.

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57 downstairs

School presentations
Are more bearable when you're
Not holding in shit.

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56 downstairs

The chiropractor
Should have an easier time
After this weight drop.

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55 home

Yesterday

It's small but it counts.
That's not what she said. Hey-o!
It never gets old.

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54 downstairs

Two well before noon.
It's like I'm cutting weight for
The work week ahead.

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53 downstairs

This looks like The Thing
From Fantastic Four comics.
My nerd fans get it.

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