323 kids’ bathroom

Guess I wasn't done.
'25 had more to say
Via my butthole.

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322 kids’ bathroom

Last dump of the year?
If so, I should've done a
Countdown of some kind.

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321 downstairs

I got a massage
And then had a huge, gross shit.
What a day, body.

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320 kids’ bathroom

Post cleaning crew shit
And I chose the kids' bathroom
To make unpristine.

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319 downstairs

It's my half birthday,
But this is definitely
A whole and full shit.

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318 home

Yesterday

Today's Boxing Day,
But this activity is
More like unboxing.

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317 downstairs

This was, thankfully,
An unremarkable shit.
Christmas miracle?

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316 home

Merry Christmas Eve!
I feel like Backwards Santa
Saying "oh! Oh! OH!"

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315 downstairs

Three fifteen is like
The ides of march. Beware them
And beware this shit.

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314 home

It's the shortest day,
But that was quite a long turd.
Good one, universe.

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313 home

Why write poo haiku?
Sometimes there's something inside
That needs to get out.

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312 home

Ugh, this isn't fun.
But I didn't expect fun
When I first sat down.

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311 downstairs

The kids' winter breaks
Have officially begun.
Can my butt get one?

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310 downstairs

Wednesday morning shits
Change hump days into dump days.
You can repost that.

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309 downstairs

Yesterday

Sometimes when I shit
I feel like I've been punished.
For what? Good question.

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308 work

Yesterday

I hope those flushes
Drowned out the awful noises.
If not, new job time.

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307 downstairs

Was it the tri tip
Or the smoked turkey that caused
This shitavalanche?

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306 downstairs

Yesterday

Hope doing this now
Will make my belt fit better
For the work party.

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305 home

Yesterday

That was a dark one.
In color, not tonally.
Well, maybe both work.

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304 downstairs

A tight timeframe and
A tight butthole too? Fear not.
I got that shit done.

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303 work

Though no one calls me
The Lightning Shitter, they should.
For both speed and sound.

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302 home

Fina-fucking-lly!
And I know there will be more
Despite all that mass.

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301 home

Whew! That one was foul.
If they had Altoids for butts,
I'd…wait…nevermind.

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300 kids’ bathroom

Since I'm all alone,
All options are open. The…
Pick of the shitter.

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299 home

That was a bad one.
I don't want to describe it.
Yes, it was that bad.

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298 work

Quick morning work shit.
Now back to cyber Monday
A few pounds lighter.

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