274 home

Thar she blows, me boys!
Foul, seldom-seen nemesis!
Me own great brown whale.

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273 home

While I had a cold,
I didn't eat very much.
And yet, this thing's huge!

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272 home

That was…less than fun.
And I lit a match, but man.
'Tis a strong one, boys!

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271 home

Waited to shower
To take care of this shit first.
That's a pro move there.

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270 downstairs

Middle of the week,
And the middle of my ass
Is fair to middling.

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269 work

I s'd by b o.
That stands for "shit my brains out"
Or "shitted" I guess.

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268 downstairs

Really had to go…
12 hours before I did.
Nice false alarm, ass.

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267 home

Hey El Torito,
Maybe next time you can be
Even less bullish.

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266 downstairs

My son's wisdom teeth
Aren't the only impacted
Things of note today.

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265 downstairs

Taking my car in,
But I should be more concerned
With the sounds in here.

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264 kids’ bathroom

Trifecta complete!
That's 3 shits in 3 bathrooms.
Next one is outside.

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263 home

If I keep this up,
I might fit into my old
Suit pants after all!

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262 downstairs

That was nice and smooth.
The entire process - not
Just the shit itself.

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261 kids’ bathroom

Stinking up the joint
While the kids are at temple.
Is that a hate crime?

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260 downstairs

Took long enough, butt.
Sometimes my asshole is just
A fucking asshole.

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259 kids’ bathroom

It's only noon and
I'm on my third smelly dump.
Three shits to the wind?

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258 downstairs

Ah yes, there we go.
I knew I wasn't done yet.
Maybe I'll fart less?

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257 downstairs

Another long wait
Before a medium shit.
So much more to come.

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256 downstairs

More left than I thought.
That's "Left" as in "remaining"
Not the past tense verb.

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255 downstairs

Couldn't go last night,
But today I'm not thwarted.
(That rhymes with "farted.")

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254 work

Yesterday

Don't like going here,
But I didn't have a choice.
My butt insisted.

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253 home

This shit used to be
Chicken apple sausage. Now
It's only sausage.

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252 downstairs

New Taylor Swift songs
Don't make this shit any more
Upbeat or poppy.

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251 work

Tried going at home
But had to settle for here.
At least it's early.

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250 downstairs

The smallest amount
But it still qualifies since
It came out me butt.

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249 downstairs

Still before sundown,
So I can atone for this
And not wait a year.

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248 downstairs

Fina-fucking-lly!
I'd needed to go for days.
Now I win. And lose.

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