152 home

After all the cracks
At the chiropractor, there's
Only a butt crack.

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151 downstairs

Chiro appointment
And massage coming up soon.
Lots of body work.

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150 downstairs

(Yesterday)

I may have jet lag
But there's no butt lag in sight.
I don't know either.

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149 home!

Almost had to shit
In an airport or mid-air.
Soooo glad I made it.

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148 Florence villa

I don't normally
Shit out an entire cow,
But when in Florence!

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147 Florence villa

I don't normally
Say "ouch" every time I wipe,
But when in Florence!

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146 Rome hotel

I don't normally
Almost shit my pants in Rome,
But hey, when in Rome!

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145 Rome hotel!

I don't normally
Have two gross shits in a day,
But hey, when in Rome!

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144 Rome hotel!

I normally don't
Wait many days for gross shits,
But hey - when in Rome.

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143 home

Well now I'm worried
That I'll travel tomorrow
With a sore asshole.

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142 home

That's two already!
Italy will be getting
A less backed-up me.

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141 downstairs

We leave tomorrow
And this will make me lighter
For the air travel.

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140 downstairs

Had a hamburger.
My butt's acting like it was
Made of pure lava.

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139 downstairs

Exercising less
Is spreading out my shits more
And my butt cheeks less.

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138 home

I barely made it.
Kept trying to end a call
But people can TALK!

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137 home

Days passed between shits,
But our hero remained calm,
Knowing this would come.

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