105 downstairs

Before the dentist,
I gotta clean out this hole.
And dirty it too.

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104 downstairs

Does karaoke
Cause nasty shits? Low data,
But smells like a yes.

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103 home

Another gross one.
I'm starting to feel anti-
Anti-biotics.

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102 downstairs

Antibiotics
Get all the blame for this shit
And its nastiness.

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101 home

My son is home sick,
And my butt has joined in with
Sympathy coughing.

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100 home

I hit one hundred
Not with a bang, but with a
Pfft, grunt, squishy thump.

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99 home

When it's unpleasant
And unsatisfying too,
That's just plain shitty.

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98 work

I didn't want to,
But my butt left me no choice.
Let's hope this one's fast.

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97 home

"You ok in there?"
My wife asked. She doesn't know
I pooped a brown snake.

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96 home

There's still this much left?
Maybe last night's lasagna
Comes out in layers.

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95 kids’ bathroom

Gas pain and back pain
Met with ass pain and crack pain.
The rhyming does help.

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94 home

Went for a nice walk,
And glad it wasn't followed
By having the runs.

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93 home

The toilet almost
Needed plunger assistance.
Was flush-and-go there.

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92 home

That's 2 before lunch.
It could be a banner day.
(A shit-stained banner.)

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91 home

Managed to hold it
During an all-day conference.
Not holding back now!

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90 downstairs

Pre-shower dumpage
Still feels like a win after
All these shitting years.

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89 home

There's no leavened bread
In this shit, but it could raise
The dead with its smell.

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88 downstairs

The angel of death
Passed over our house but left
Some of his stink here.

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87 downstairs

Do I have to go?
That thought was fleeting because
Yes, I clearly did.


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86 home

Yesterday

I had to wipe well
So the masseuse didn't get
Residual stank.

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85 kids’ bathroom

That burrito bowl
Has now met the toilet bowl.
And I'm bowled over.

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84 home

Thought I'd feel better
After letting all that out.
I smell a sequel!

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83 downstairs

Not back to normal
And my unsettled stomach
Is unsettling.

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82 home

A diorama
Of diarrhea would be
A gross (f)art project.

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81 downstairs

I'm getting too old
If one burger and one beer
Lead to this shitshow.

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80 home

(Yesterday)

Stand up comedy
Is a lot funnier than
Sit down smellery.

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79 downstairs

(Yesterday)

This shit was pleasant,
Painless, and smelled pretty good!
Happy April Fools!

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