#254

I thought about Black Friday as I sat down.
Nothing black here, just a lovely shade of brown.

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Nov 30

My last poop of November:
A splat to remember.

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Nov 29

Something about those giant dumps
Gave my upper thighs goose bumps.

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KK137

I was feeling full, gassy and bloated.
Then I shit a turd that surprisingly floated.

KK136

Gobble gobble. An enormous turkey dinner.
Giving it all back has made me thinner.

Nov 26

With all this extra room, I might
Eat everything I see tonight.

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#253

Crapping like it's going out of style.
The last 3 together would be a mile.

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#252

A push resulted in a gush.
The yield was a brown steamy mush.


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#251

So big I thought it would never end.
I thanked God when it started to bend.

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Nov 23

A massive clog
From a massive log.

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KK135

I gained 4 lbs. from our Friendsgiving feast.
But at home I exited 2 lbs. at least.

250

Making up for lost time.
Made one that smelled like mine.

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249

A chopped liver sighting

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#249

Again I've crapped a lot without writing.
This time is different, a

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KK134

The bowl is full of browns and greens.
Thank you. Thank you, BBQ beans!

Nov 19

Kids today use "sick" as "good."
This is different, understood?

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Nov 17

That teriyaki chicken bowl
Came flying quickly from my hole.

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KK133

While working on a squatting pose in my yoga class,
I must've awoken something deep down in my ass.

KK132

I had been backed up for quite a while,
but this colon emptying shit is more my style.

#248

I've missed posting a few but what's the need?
I'm so far ahead why just pad the lead?

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Nov 14

The kids are watching a show downstairs,
While I'm defacing my butthole hairs.

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#247

The evacuation earlier today
Was brown not bright and gay.


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#246

Waited until it was pounding at the back door
Lucky when I bent over it didn't hit the floor.

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Nov 11

To show support for all our troops,
I removed my hat before these poops.

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KK131

The WipeOut Run's port-o-potty was used in advance.

I didn't want to run a mile and accidentally shit my pants.

KK130

​Chicken wings, flavored with curry,

Make my poops come in a hurry.

#265

An easy exit was all set for me.
Until the Clingon screamed to be set free.


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#264

Just after the last log fell
Came the sweet and sickly smell.

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Nov 7

I think it's good I had to make
Before I eat a giant steak.

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#263

That hurt because it was so big.
Had my ass squealing like a pig.

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#262

Let a day go by without a post.
Still obvious who shits the most.

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Nov 5

It hurts a lot, I can't ignore this.
I turned into an AssIsSorus.

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#261

Halftime Clips and Golden State.
Curry does the shake and bake.


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#260

My morning crap came out just fine.
I settled in but it took no time.



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KK129

​It had been some days since my last poop blog,

Then out came a big, smelly, steaming log.

KK128

Hallelujah! I was hoping for this shit.
It all poured out. Every last bit.

#259

The rest of yesterday's intake was swiftly released.
It slid out well cause the Thai food was very well greased.

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#258

Not expected as the final image.
Just a puny small brown n serve sausage.

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Nov 1

I left my rectal door ajar
And shat a melted Snickers bar.

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