234 home

Tried some new hot sauce,
And I'm guessing this grossness
Points right back to that.

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233 downstairs

I slept horribly,
So my eyes were closing while
My asshole opened.

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232 home

Ugh. Another one
And I don't think I'm done yet.
Gird your nose holes, folks.

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231 downstairs

Should be a chill day.
From now on at least. This is
A minor struggle.

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230 downstairs

Yesterday

Number 230!
More like number Butt Hurty.
Just pretend that works.

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229 downstairs

Another gross one.
The upcoming election
Isn't helping things.

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228 home

Fun fact: since I've aged,
My stomach started hating
Greasy cheese pizza.

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