208 downstairs

When I eat red meat,
My shits are both smellier
And more depressing.

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207 kids’ bathroom

Deuce numero dos.
Maybe I can do 3 in
3 different bathrooms.

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206 downstairs

I'd say that dump was
Unremarkable, but my
Toilet bowl was marked.

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205 downstairs

Chicken parm dinner
Just chicken harmed my asshole.
(I know that's not good.)

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204 downstairs

Came home and quickdumped.
Yesterday's was a longdump.
Well, midtolongdump.

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203 home

When I say "yucky,"
I hope that you'll believe me
Without more detail.


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202 downstairs

Big double flusher.
I almost feel like I should
Lay out caution tape.


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