250 downstairs

Would this shit be my
Bisesquicentennial?
We may never know.

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249 kids’ bathroom

Just a tiny thing.
If it weren't fecal matter,
It might be called cute.

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248 work

A meeting was changed,
So I get to take a shit.
Little victories.

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247 downstairs

My wife has Covid.
The sickest thing in the house,
Though, is this gross shit.

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246 downstairs

Way too many days
Between this and the last shit.
I smell a sequel.

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245 home

Wife is out of town
And I'm thankful, because she
Doesn't deserve…this.

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244 home

Really thinking hard
About what I ate that caused
Massive putridness.

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