117 work

I got here early
And shat in relative peace.
The smell upset me.

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116 downstairs

Did a food tasting,
Then immediately shat.
That's a good sign, right?

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115 downstairs

My boy has strep throat.
While that sucks, it's better than
Having strep rectum.

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114 downstairs

Mac and cheese cooking,
But I stepped away for this.
I know - what a chef.

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113 home

Held on the whole drive,
Then unleashed this long monster.
I'll call it Nessy.

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112 SD hotel

Another small piece.
I'm worried that my next shit
Will be gigantor.

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111 downstairs

Just a little blip.
Might not even show up on
The Dumplar Radar.

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