Poop Group

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Mason's soccer game
Is coming up, so I pulled
My anal goalie.

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The worst time to shit?
In my opinion, it's right
After you shower.

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The Jewish retreat
Was fun, and I didn't shit.
Let us say, "Amen."

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I learned something new:
Despite the peach fuzz, my butt
Is a baritone.

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Haven't shat at work
In over 4 months. So home...
Is where the shart is?

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My nose has a cold
But my asshole seems to have
A warm. Or luke warm.

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I'm glad I can't smell.
That benefit of a cold
Is almost worth it.

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