180 home

Hope I got two more
So the poop ratio is
1 every 2 days.

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179 home (kids’ bathroom)

Carly's got art class
But I could teach a fart class.
Upper division.

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178 work

Yesterday

It's my dad's birthday,
And I'm fathering this shit.
Circle of life, yo.

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177 work

This should count as 2.
That's still just half the number
Of toilet flushes.

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176 work (downstairs)

It didn't get clogged?
I'd say "Christmas miracle"
But that's tomorrow.

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175 home (kids’ bathroom)

Upon wiping, I
Expected to just see brown
But got red. Surprise!

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174 home

That was super gross.
Sorry, cleaning lady, but
This one is all you.

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