94 home

The 4th of July
Is days away, but my ass
Is pre-partying.

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93 home

41 years old,
And yet I manage to shit
Like I'm still 40.

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92 home (kids’ bathroom)

Last shit of 40!
At least I hope so, because
It smelled god awful.

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91 home

Glorious Monday.
The work week begins anew,
And I shit liquid.

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90 home (kids’ bathroom)

Before Trader Joe's
I'm doing my version of
"Organic produce."

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89 Yosemite cabin

Packing up our stuff,
And unpacking my anus.
Thanks, Yosemite.

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88 Yosemite (cabin, kids’ bathroom)

I must've eaten
Food with some kind of Fast Pass
For my intestines.

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