32 home

Oh Indian food,
Now my stomach feels like a
Tandoori oven.

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31 work (downstairs)

I started to wipe,
Then stopped to shit a bit more.
Should write a renga.


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30 home

My asshole needs a
Speech pathologist because
It keeps stuttering.

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29 home

Taco Bell's slogan
Should - from this moment on - be
"Run for the bathroom."

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28 work (downstairs)

That's a lot of shit.
It's hard to quantify, but
Around a shitload.

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27 home

Amber's back in town,
So I can ignore Mason's
Yelling from downstairs.

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26 work (downstairs)

I wish orange chicken
Translated better into
A nice, citrus shit.

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