122

It's fucking hot out.
Maybe that's why my stomach
Feels like it's boiling.

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121

I need a smog check.
Hope my butt doesn't throw off
The emissions test.

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120

You know that shit scene
In "Dumb and Dumber"? This was
Pretty much like that.

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119

I'm back in LA.
My first order of business
Is this butt business.

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118

Have to shit quickly
Then head to the call center.
Better here than there.

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117

It's been a few days,
But I'm still getting a hint
Of that "new ass smell."

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116

My body rejects
Whatever it was I ate.
It's Mutumbo-esque.

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