241 downstairs

Really smelly farts
For two days straight. Will this help?
Only my nose knows.

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240 downstairs

It's Election Day,
And though we're in a blue state,
My ass voted brown.


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239 work

Glad I'm here early,
So no one can track how long
I'm wrecking this room.

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238 downstairs

Ninja Turtles 2
Was called "Secret of the Ooze."
I understand now.

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237 downstairs

I've said it before,
But you can't call them sliders
If they don't slide out.

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236 downstairs

Felt like a little,
But looked like a lot. Well played,
You trickster butthole!

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235 downstairs

Halloween is done,
But this bathroom's still spooky.
Emphasis on poo.


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