7 kids’ bathroom

This shit was boring.
Unremarkable, and I
Don't mind it one bit.

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6 home

Sinus infection
Doesn't explain the pressure
In this cavity.

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5 kids’ bathroom

What's up, my body?
Five shit in twelve days? I sense
Some big days ahead.

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4 home

I still have a cold,
But I'm doing well enough
That I can smell this.

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3 home

I got a bad cold.
Doesn't explain why my butt
Is also stuffed up.


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2 home

It took 6 whole days
For me to make #2.
You know what I mean.

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1 downstairs

First shit of the year.
And just like today's weather,
It's dark and stormy.

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