286 work

I got here early
And put in some different work.
(With blood and sweat still.)

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285 home

Yesterday

Not to body shame,
But that shit was quite chubby
And should hit the gym.

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284 downstairs

Fittingly, my butt
Just shat our an ellipsis.
Stay tuned; more to come.

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283 home

I have extra time
Because this shit was ready
And came out like that!

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282 kids’ bathroom

That's two already,
And I'm making ribs later.
Haikus are coming.

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281 downstairs

Monday morning shits
Are almost too on-the-nose.
Not literally.

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280 downstairs

Had Italian food
But don't recall ordering
The crapasmelli.

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