235 kids’ bathroom

I ordered chicken
But think I may have eaten
Long brown snake instead.

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234 downstairs

Taylor Swift tonight!
My asshole is "delicate"
And had some "bad blood."

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232 downstairs

I've often wondered
If an all-brown-food diet
Would change anything.

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231 downstairs

The hits keep coming!
Oops, I typed that wrong. They're shits.
The shits keep coming.

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230 home

2-30? More like
Asshole hurty. And nasal
Cavity hurty.

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229 downstairs

Would it be racist
If - actually, you know what?
I'm gonna stop here.

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228 downstairs

Today is 8-1.
Like, "I 8-1 burrito
And then dropped a dos."

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