156 downstairs

Glad I got this out
Before some non-stop meetings.
They're on Zoom, but still.

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155 downstairs

The Chipotle bowl
Had a typo. It should say
Chipotle bowel.

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154 kids’ bathroom

First in a few days.
Will the antibiotics
Further slow things down?

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153 home

Did the Sudafed
Give my body the message
To clear out all holes?

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152 downstairs

I blew my nose while
The shit came out of my ass.
BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD!

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151 home

Home with a sore throat.
Think I'd actually prefer
To have a sore ass.

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150 downstairs

I came home from work
On the early side for this.
They should all thank me.

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