149 home

Needed two flushes
From all the toilet paper.
Gross shits will do that.

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148 home

Friday

How did I forget?
What kind of poo haikuist
Almost skips a shit?


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147 downstairs

My dumps-per-day rate
Is way down. I'll crunch the full
DPD stats soon.

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146 home

That's 3 already
And it's about noon. Could I
Go for 4? Or 5?!?!

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145 home

What could've caused this?
Indian food? WingStop? Or…
Something…from beyond?

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144 downstairs

I've said it before,
But it's a fittingly gross
One forty-fourth shit.

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143 work

First bathroom I tried
Was out of toilet paper.
So glad I saw that.

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